November 14, 2024

Top 3 most laughable stories in The Guardian today


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(1) Headline: “Cabinet Office refuses to release Boris Johnson’s notebooks over security concerns”

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Translation: The government via the Cabinet Office is obstructing its own enquiry into Covid-19 by hiding behind ‘security concerns’ because it will implicate Rishi Sunak and others – people who Boris Johnson is now more than happy to throw under the bus. They chose the smoke screen of ‘security concerns’ very carefully because the nature of the ‘concerns’ need not then be disclosed and cannot be challenged. Isn’t democratic scrutiny great folks?

(2) Headline: As well as fighting Russia, Ukrainians are battling corruption at home

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Translation: Before the fighting is even over, the usual suspects at the IMF et al are circling to enslave the Ukrainian people under billions upon billions of debt to pay for ‘reconstruction projects’ but are concerned that Zelensky and his cabal of corrupt cronies will keep all the skims for themselves.

(3) Headline: NATO has launched a new centre for protecting undersea pipelines and cables after the unsolved Nord Stream attack – ““There are heightened concerns that Russia may target undersea cables and other critical infrastructure in an effort to disrupt western life.” said Lt Gen Hans-Werner Wiermann.

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Translation: After the USA blew up the Nord Stream 2 pipeline in Germany there are heightened concerns that even brainwashed western audiences won’t believe (a) that Russia blew up their own pipeline or (b) that Ukraine was capable of doing it and thus (c) might wonder who did do it?.
To ease these concerns The Guardian buried the detailed account of how and why the USA blew up Nord Stream 2 by celebrated investigative journalist Seymour Hirsch while breezily republishing every attempt by western intelligence agencies to hide the truth about Nord Stream 2. Huzzah for journalism at The Guardian!

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